Running My First (two) Cumdumps

I had the place to myself and the time 😈

So on a Thursday in December I decided I wanted to bottom a bit, or rather, a lot. My roommate was out of town and though I’d taken a couple guys throughout the week he was gone, I was in the mood to really get my hole used. See, the biggest issue for me when it comes to bottoming during hookups, especially when relying on the apps is that you’re usually shooting a pot shot. Bottoming for me requires actually setting aside an hour or two to prep. Not that it always takes that long to actually clean out for me but sometimes things go a little awry and you’re condemned to being in the bathroom longer than you’d have liked and dealing with all kinds of matter you certainly don’t want to. After all this work and dedication though, you finally get a guy over to top you and he may only be able to fuck you for 5 mins (or less) before he cums.

That’s why I’ve taken to usually arranging or planning to bottom for at least a couple guys when I’m in the mood. It’s still the same amount of prep work, but it allows me to keep the apps going and get more mileage out of the effort. A couple weeks before I’d had some guys come in succession and was blessed with a couple of them that came with friends and spit-roasted me. Had I been the type to commit to just one top that evening, I’d have lost out on a lot of fun and had to restart the search if he’d been a little quick on the draw.

Having done this kinda open planning a couple times in the weeks before, I decided last Thursday that I’d go ahead and see how many loads I could get.

As I was cleaning up, I hopped on Sniffies and updated my profile pic with a recent ass shot and then added in my bio “Taking loads, bring a friend if you want ;)”. By the time I was done with the prep, I had a couple messages already from guys interested. Now I wanna emphasize here, I’m not a “no loads refused” guy, but only in the key sense that if a dick isn’t looking healthy, I don’t want it in me. Guys can be all sizes and I’m down, but if the dick is looking incredibly withered or has some weird marks on it, I’m just a little too precautious for it.

That said, I started telling the guys I was ready for their loads.

Now this was around 4:15 pm which I found was excellent timing since this is when guys start getting off of work. There are a lot of guys who would rather unload in a warm hole than wait in LA traffic after work all hot and bothered.

Having been on Sniffies off and on the last week, I had some return customers. One guy that came through was a college student who had been in me the week before. He’s a shorter latino guy with long hair but he definitely loves sliding in my cheeks and he did the job well as he pumped me through.

After he was done I already had a couple guys asking to come through. Key thing is to let the guys know others are also trying to hit so they understand there may be someone else already in you when they walk in. Guys should understand this if they’re down for dropping loads in you and you’re advertising it. Some guys didn’t want a crowd so I tried to let them know when there was a lull, but I’ll be honest, this can be a pain. Especially when I’m just trying to help empty as many dicks as I can, it was a little frustrating to have to manage the timing while I’m bent over and ass up.

A couple guys came through and just did a quick pump and unloaded in 5-10 mins which was cool. Honorable mention though goes to two guys: a hot law student, and latin daddy who finished me off when I closed up shop at 9:30ish. The law student was so enthralled with my loaded hole that he really took his time, sliding through me and even spent a couple more minutes just stroking after he’d added his cum. The latin daddy was ripped and worked me out in doggy and missionary. He’d just gotten off of work and I could feel him getting out the pent up energy while he railed me. At this point I was so stuffed and full that his long thick dick was pushing more of the loads into me and also causing some to splash back out. Finally he nutted in me and left me an exhausted mess.

Finishing at 9 loads and 9 guys, I took a couple minutes to just lay on the mattress and breathe through the experience. Eventually I went to the bathroom and pushed the loads out (filming some of it which I sent to a friend), took a nice warm shower, and went to bed.

The next day I had a college guy that wanted to collab for Onlyfans around 3 pm and I knew I needed this man’s cock (and the content lol), so I told him to come on over. He went in on my ass for 45 mins and came in me twice in the process, then he had to dip before traffic got too bad. Cuz I didn’t have any other plans for the day, I hopped onto Sniffies again.

I’d forgotten that I didn’t update my bio since the day before so when I logged on, I had a lot of different guys that were hitting me up to get in my ass and load me up. That being the case, I decided it was gonna be another cumdump session.

Quickly I had a guy pull through and slide into my used hole and drop his load, then I had the student from the day before hit me up. Apparently he had a friend with him and he wanted to know if they could share me. Guys bringing a friend over for me? How could I say no?

Next thing I know I’m being stuffed from both ends, their uncut cocks pumping into my holes before switching back and forth. The thing people don’t think about spit roasts is how you all become a kind of machine, the thrusting of the tops taking on their own rhythm while the bottom bounces back and forth between them. Honestly, it's beyond hot finding yourself in this movement. Eventually they both emptied in my ass and they slapped my cheeks as they headed out.

I went back to Sniffies and found the law student was hitting me up again, as well as another couple… It was just getting better and better.

The law student came through and spent a little time in me, but when I told him the couple was coming over too he held back from cumming. He asked if he could hang in the other room, door closed, and listen while they fucked me. Honestly this guy was kind of growing on me so I told him that was cool and he dipped into the room as the couple came up.

These guys were in their thirties and big and hairy. The way they used both ends of me was so good and had me moaning. The one pounding my cheeks would push my head deeper onto his boyfriend’s cock while his boyfriend held my cheeks wide for his boyfriend to get into me deeper. After the one came in me, they switched off and he kissed me while his boyfriend added his load into my pussy too. They called me a good boy as they thanked me and then headed out.

The law student then slipped back into the room after they were gone and slid back into me, sloshing cock around in my opened hole. He was insanely turned on after hearing those guys wreck me and before too long, he released his load into me too.

After he headed out, I had a couple other guys come through so that by the time I wrapped up at 8:30 pm, I had been filled with 11 loads. Now, I’d already agreed to take a friend to a kink party later in the night so I took a little breather, showered off, and then picked him up and took him there. Still in the mood, I took another 12 loads by the end of the night, clocking at 23 for the day which is my official max load count of all time. Honestly, pretty proud of it.

Tips and Commentary

Before you even think about taking loads, you need to have your health in order. You need your HPV vaccines, Hep A & B vaccines, Meningitis, and then you MUST be on PrEP to prevent HIV and you should definitely have a DoxyPep Prescription. Being slutty and hedonistic can be a lot of fun, but your health is more important than any of that.

When it comes to taking loads, the question is always that of real estate; location, location, location. You’ll be spending a lot of time finding guys if you don’t live, or are at least visiting, in a high density Metropolitan area. Also, where you’re hosting is REALLY important. I share an apartment with a roommate and he was out of town so it was perfect for me to have guys over then. Easy to access motels and hotels are a very common places for hosting a cumdump. Be sure though, to check on local gay reddits as to whether there’s any limitations that have come up. As hosting cumdumps have become more popular, more motels and hotels have become stricter on guest policies and having security monitor the locations. This also means you need to be a good steward of the motel/hotel you’re hosting as well. If everyone is coming to your location at the same time, you need to emphasize they need to be discrete and stick in the room. They need to be chill and not fucking around as that’ll draw unwanted attention from the staff and it’ll get your event shut down and potentially ruin it for guys in the future. Be judicious and wise here.

When it comes to safety, you need to be honed in on the vibes and have someone to contact if you need. If a guy hits me up mentioning anything to do with meth/crystal/ice/parTying, I block him instantly. I’m not about to have that in my apartment or anywhere near me. I also hold off on giving the access code to my building and apartment until they’ve already arrived since I don’t want to give carte blanche access to my place. If someone is giving you a weird vibe in messaging, don’t give them the address or anymore information. It’s wayyy better to be safe than sorry here.

In terms of organizing the loading sesh/cumdump, apps are the way to go. I use Sniffies and sometimes Grindr. In Los Angeles, Sniffies is clearly the go-to for nsa sex while the Grindr population still has a sense of decorum. No shade there, but it’s important to recognize how these lean in your area. I put up that I was taking loads on both but knew I was going to be spending a lot more time on Sniffies just cuz the population there is looking for that more. ALSO, don’t go hounding the tops. If he has a nice dick pic, hit him up with a compliment and then see if it goes anywhere. Don’t be obnoxious if someone isn’t showing straight forward interest. There are a LOT of guys that like cumdumps, more than you’d think and guys you definitely wouldn’t expect. But get that nice ass pic and let them come to you. Last note, I know Sniffies allows paying members to set up groups. Sounds like this could be worth it though I’ve never done that so I’ll let others advise on that particular feature.

Cleaning out and staying clean is going to be an important part of taking loads for an extended amount of time. I’ve advised before that psyllium husk fiber supplements are the best answer I have for this. I use Metamucil which is a powder that you add to water and drink before you have a meal. I take this 1-3 times the day before I do long bottoming sessions. Day of, I’ll usually fast until the time I bottom and only eat after. If I do eat before I bottom, I give it 45 mins before I do another round of cleaning out so the food will have gotten my system moving again. All of this is to say, you need to have a good idea of your system before you take loads or host a cumdump. It’s not the end of the world if an accident happens, but it will put a damper on the fun.

All in all, be safe and have fun. God knows I definitely did ;)

- Darian Black

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